Scoring high points while 13,000 ft up.

God bless you all!

Good luck to all and Merry Christmas!

Well first I'd like to apologize to our wonderful commissioner for taking his chance for most points away this past week. Back to back for the second straight time this wow. Can't believe you guys let this happen. Thanks to byes it'll be doubtful to happen again this week but we will see. Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving and hope you all bad fantasy performances going forward. Cheers 🍻

"Looks like I'm once again atop the list of high scorers. Unfortunately my ass still sits in last because everyone has their best week when they see they are facing WBallz. It is what it is and that's all the smack talk my last place team can muster at this point. Rule change proposed to help the unlucky teams!"

**Victory Speech:**

Ladies and gentlemen, fantasy football aficionados, and those of you still clinging to the faint hope that your team might one day rise from the ashes — *you're welcome*. This week, I didn't just win. I *dominated*. I took your best efforts, your pitiful trades, your desperate lineup changes, and turned them into mere footnotes in my season-long masterpiece.

You thought you had a chance? Adorable. But in the end, my strategy, my wit, and my unrivaled fantasy genius left you in the dust. Every decision I made was pure brilliance — and every mistake you made? Well, they were just another opportunity for me to widen the gap.

So, for all of you who came here to "compete," maybe next week, you’ll put up a little more of a fight. But for now, enjoy the view from the bottom. Because this week? *I’m on top, and I’m not coming down anytime soon*.

Bow down.

"Get ready the greatest comeback in FYFFFFL HISTORY!This will truly be the golden age of FYFFFFL. This is a magnificent victory for the FYFFFFL people that will allow us to make FYFFFFL great again."

If you can find a better trump gif you can throw that in there

Danced right over WBallz. Yearly Contribution is the next to suffer the wrath of The Carlton

My 9 year old son said to call you guys a bunch of “skibidi rizzlers”, so take that! 

In 1984, 49ers coach Bill Walsh told his coaching staff that they weren’t in competition with the whole league, just a handful of well-run franchises.  As a fellow three-time championship winner, I feel much the same way.  He also said a successful football organization starts with a good team culture.  Here on the banks of the Gowanus, we pride ourselves on maintaining this standard of excellence with a culture that includes copious amounts of lager, amphetamines, and Warner Herzog films.  You don’t get three championships without waking up to piss-soaked sheets and 16 pages of unrecognizable Excel spreadsheets filled with gibberish more than a few times, though I assume Bill Walsh was probably an IPA drinker like the rest of you snobs.  See a couple of you chumps at the finish line.

Lovingly yours,

Gowanus Docking Station

LFGM

Greetings from Bermuda! Myself, #Onlyphins and #JustinTimetoLose saluting a real commissioners house while scoring high points. I don’t even have an internet connection and I still beat the league. Better luck next time!

Guys what are we doing here, you let the kave krickets out score you 2 out of 3 weeks all ready. Onlyphins is over there saying "they are who we though they are." But seriously guys you better start taking care of your chickens. Peace ill have more to say next week.

Hey FYFFFL, looks like a name change and showing up for the draft has woken this beast from its decade long slumber. Buckle Up Buttercups.

As yahoo predicts the kave krickets to come in last and grades the draft with a d-, week 1 comes around and the kave krickets out score everyone. This proves that as the temp drops and the dampness sets in the kave krickets always come out to play! To all of you guys I wish you a terrible season ahead!