I’d like to thank everyone for being just shitty enough to allow me to have the highest score this week AND sit in first place overall.
Unfortunately, this is all I have left. Dart is out, Burns is out, and the Giants are doing what the Giants do best which is finding new and creative ways to ruin my fucking Sundays.
So while the rest of you fight for second place, I’ll be sitting here enjoying my fantasy success while mourning the death of another Giants season.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Fuck you all. See you next week.
And I burned up your drinking water to make this picture.

The Kave Krickets didn't just win in week 2 it infested the entire league like a damp dingy basement you forgot to seal!! Get the exterminator or feel the rather of the kave kricket nation for the rest of the fantasy football season. Oh and thanks to our commissioner for as always providing some great leadership.

My messge-
"1 down. 13 to go. Just took out one of the big dogs. The rest of you ladies should be a cake walk, starting this week when I absolutely steamroll the Zero time Champions, Kancel Kulture Klub. Have fun fighting over 2nd place"